One idea that’s pretty neat
Is the heater inside my car’s seat.
It comes as a pleasant surprise,
As the warmth creeps up my chilly thighs.
When the mercury falls far below zero,
Its creator becomes my cherished hero.
I’m glad this invention came to pass.
‘Cause there’s nothing worse than a frozen ass.
This week when the daytime temperatures had highs of -14 F, I really appreciated this feature. How did we ever get along without it?