Hey baby! Look at me!
Aren’t I a lovely willow tree!
I think I’m pretty sexy!
How many trees can lay like this?
Come on over!… Give me a kiss!
I’ll treat you to some woody bliss!
I’m out here on this beach,
So my bark can bray a sultry speech,
To bring you within my reach.
Here I am, right by the sand!
Green pom-pom in my pretty hand!
I think I look so very grand!
Don’t you just love my shaggy top!
You think i’m easy? OH Stop!!
Before I call a cop!